Larrys Inexplicable Report to the Mother Ship and Home Planet of the Day : Im in the 2nd day of my 57th earth year investigating this planet. Today is what the humanoids here refer to as April 2nd on their calender. It has been two lunar cycles since a day when the humanoids here seek out the knowledge of a rodent native to this planet that predicts the coming of the vernal equinox in their northern hemisphere.. It seems strange that a species that has been able to visit their only moon would seek such information from a rodent, considering that their vernal equinox falls at the same place in each of their solar orbits. They do however, and then seem to rejoice in the climate change that comes with this event. Yesterday, was a holiday that the humanoids here call All Fools Day. I have studied what they call fools here, and they seem to have an ample supply. They are a subset of the humanoid life forms here, and many of them have organized and given themselves names. The names for some of these groups include but are not limited to : The Tea party, The GOP, The Disco Music Appreciation Society, The 700 Club, The Dallas Cowboys Fan Club . Even though many of these groups claim and seem to be autonomous , they still seem to exhibit some hive mentality and seem to be somewhat controlled or at least influenced by an entity that serves the purpose of a queen bee called Fox News. My studies are ongoing of course. I do so miss our home world, our 3 moons, and enjoying a meal of fried frigenstuff. They do here on earth however have a food that I have learned to love even more . Its a protein product made from the flesh of a close genetic relative of the humanoids that infest earth that they call bacon.
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 16:37:47 +0000
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