Last Kiss Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped. Jeff, their leader, a big burly man of 53, got off his Harley, walked through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and said, Hey, Baby...whatcha doin up there on that railin? She said tearfully, Im going to commit suicide!! While he didnt want to appear sensitive, Jeff also didnt want to miss this be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ...Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe... why dont you give ole Jeff here your best last kiss? So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, Jeff got a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then said, Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! Thats a real talent youre wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide? Her response, My parents dont like me dressing up like a girl. Its still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed. We just dont know
Posted on: Tue, 04 Feb 2014 17:41:24 +0000
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