Last evening: Me: tomorrow you will have to do the dishes lying in the sink for a week. Also. Clean the counter. Boy friend (looking smack distressed): oh. Me (feeling apologetic) : you know babe I wont ask except I spotted a lizard. You know how that rolls for me. Boy friend: but do I have you ? (Notice whiny lilt) Me (patiently): yes my lovely Boyfriend (emboldened by my kindness) : but do I have to? I am a... maaaaan. Me (confused) : so? Boyfriend: make me do manly things. Me: sorry we are not poor so I cant ask you to pull a rickshaw and scrape for two square meals. That would make you feel manly no? Boyfriend : sulk Me : I see. Boyfriend: I am hungry. May I please get the leftovers from our dinner outside. Me (smiling sweetly): eat out of the packaging sweety. And with your hands. We dont have clean plates. Or even forks and spoons. Boyfriend: I have do the dishes tomorrow. Me: yes babe. Boyfriend: I dont really have a choice in the matter. Me : yes babe. Boyfriend : best to believe its for the lizard... Me : yes Babe... and not cos I have you by the balls :-) (Sweet heartmelting smile)
Posted on: Wed, 04 Sep 2013 11:57:14 +0000