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Last night Becca called me. She wanted to tell me that she was being held hostage in her living room. She said to me mom, dont laugh. But I know you because youre my mother. So anyways, I came home from the store and I put the bag of crab the floor in the kitchen then I went to the bathroom. When I came out the crab with the biggest claws decided to go on an adventure and is guarding the kitchen. My question is how do I get him in the pot. I said go behind him and use one hand to distract him and the other to grab him from behind.. She says ok hold on. Then I hear a massive screech from her. She said nope that aint gonna work. I said well get a stick or chopstick or something like that and make him grab it with his claws and then get behind him. She said I have an insence box. I said ok well use that. Then you hear another screech. She said no no no that aint working. Let me see if I can get him closer to the stove. A few seconds later she says ok, were good! She got him into the pot. Moral of the story dont let your crabs get you in the bathroom! LMMFAO
Posted on: Fri, 18 Apr 2014 16:27:14 +0000

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