Last night I declared Terra Nullius on Toorak and decided that it should be settled in the interests of all involved. As at this point there are a bunch of undisciplined savages living there and their underdeveloped ways of life leave a lot to be desired. Indeed, one hesitates to refer to it as living. Phase one will be the demolition of all their temporary dwellings and the building of eco-efficient community dwellings with shared vegetable patches and multiple artistic spaces. The second phase will involve intense cognitive therapy so that these savages come to realise how incorrect their previous methods of existence and social structures were. Those that adapt well to the assimilation project will be granted two carrots from the organic vegie patch on a weekly basis, building up to eventually being granted a partial vegie patch situated in their former backyards as a good will gesture. Those that dont are clearly unfit parents and therefore their children must be housed elsewhere in the community to ensure that they adapt better and dont also become entitled vapid consumers. This could totally work!
Posted on: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 01:26:58 +0000
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