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Last night I picked up a sock off my back porch and was walking around with it in the back yard for about five minutes or so while I finished my cigarette. Then I walked inside and threw it on my chair. When it landed, an enormous potato bug rolled out of it and landed on my bed. At this point I shrieked like a girl and jumped a good two feet in the air. Even after I got my composure back, I was shuddering at the thought that I had been carrying that thing around and now it was sitting on my bed, wriggling and being the disgusting, foul, awful creature that it is. Finally I got it together enough to brush it off into a bucket and drown it in bleach. It was quite the ordeal.
Posted on: Sat, 15 Feb 2014 22:12:52 +0000

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