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Last night I went to a jazz club. A big black woman, wearing a floral print dress and painted ceramic jewelry, came out on stage and began tearing at her hair and shrieking at the top of her voice. Some members of the audience rushed up, covered her with a laundry bag, and broke a chair over her head. Somehow she managed to rip out one of the piano wires and began strangling an orthodontist from Santa Monica, who was gurgling as he tried to free himself. By now, the bass player, who suffered from Tourettes, was screaming obscenities at everyone, and the pianist launched into a wild thrashing seizure, finally restrained by attaching his tuxedo to the floor with staples. All in all, a surprisingly wonderful evening.
Posted on: Tue, 20 Jan 2015 01:59:19 +0000

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