Last night with my fever: 1. Couldnt understand why my name - TopicsExpress



          

Last night with my fever: 1. Couldnt understand why my name wasnt Aaron or why it didnt begin with an A. 2. Sent crazy texts. 3. Had a dream I kidnapped a cat, attached a wooden broom handle as a leash and walked it thru the streets of NYC and the subway. 4. Woke up realizing I hadnt returned the cat. Went back to sleep with the sole purpose of sneaking the cat back into its rightful home. I succeed. 5. Stepped on my real cat. 6. Contemplated the anus. (TMI?)
Posted on: Fri, 11 Jul 2014 01:31:51 +0000

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