Last week I sent a link to my lil sister to let her know how important it is to have an elder brother. The reply she sent me just shut me up! This is what I sent.. 10 Things Only Girls With An Older Brother Can Relate To: ______________________________________________________ Your dating life is thoroughly, and unnecessarily, vetted by your brother Your wardrobe choices are thoroughly, and unnecessarily, vetted by your brother They are, however, a dab hand when it comes to covering up your many, many misdeeds If you’re ever in trouble, you know exactly who to call Regardless of the fact that it’s gone 3 A.M. in the morning. You could be stranded on Jupiter and they’d still manage to break into NASA and hijack a space shuttle to come bail you out. Having an older brother also means that you have a direct access to his friends when you need their help Not to mention, his girlfriends are always nice to you You’ve got all the monopoly on great dating advice Straight from the source. What better way to understand guys than to get into the mind of one? On the whole, it’s safe to say that you get guys along better than all your friends You’ve also grown immune to sickness. One mention of your brother’s name means that you magically get permission from your parents to stay out late. __________________________________________________________ Heres the kickass reply I got, lol.. 16 Reasons Why You Should Feel Blessed To Have A Sister 1. Shes your all-time defense attorney, saving your ass whenever you get caught sneaking in late. 2. She convinces your parents to let you go on a trip with your friends. 3. She surprises you by picking up stuff for you every time she goes shopping. 4. No matter how many slices youve already had, she saves the last slice of pizza for you. 5. Whether youre hungry or not, she cooks up yummy snacks for you. 6. Shes like a second mother, looking after you when youre ill. 7. Shes your ATM, that is always loaded even when your bank balance isnt. 8. Whenever you need to talk to someone or need good advice, you can turn to her for free counselling. 9. She is your licensed Agony Aunt who helps you with all your heartbreaks, rivalries and the world of girl problems. 10. And lets not forget, she is also your fashion consultant, helping you choose what to wear carefully so that you avoid making a fashion faux-pas. 11. She celebrates all your successes, but at the same time keeps you grounded. 12. She makes family vacations as enjoyable as your trips with friends. 13. She gives you tough love when you indulge in bad habits. 14. In the battles you wage against your parents, she is your faithful partner-in-crime. 15. Your childhood was made memorable because of your secret language, dance routines and fights you had over toys with your sister. 16. She helps you buy gifts for every birthday: your folks, friends and even your girlfriend. ______________________________________________________ Damn nigga you win!! nailed it Mansi I luv u!
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 06:33:50 +0000
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