Late Night Funny #1 Intelligence officials say they had a hard time predicting Russia’s invasion because Vladimir Putin doesn’t own a cellphone or use the Internet due to fear of being tracked. You can tell Putin doesn’t spend much time online. When he says “LOL,” he means “Look out, Latvia.” Jimmy Fallon Late Night Funny #2 One of President Obamas secret service agents is in trouble now after getting drunk and passing out in a hotel hallway. In his defense, its spring break! He was wearing a helmet with a beer on either side. That was a bad idea. Late Night Funny #3 Vladimir Putin was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize and two weeks later he invaded Crimea. So heres what the United States did. They tossed him out of the G-8 meetings. Really? I mean, thats like being told you cant go to the Daytime Emmys. David Letterman Late Night Funny #4 Toronto held the first mayoral debate of 2014 tonight. Rob Ford faced four challengers. When Rob Ford ran for mayor in 2010, his slogan was Stop the gravy train. Then he realized he loves gravy. And you need a train to get it there. Jimmy Kimmel
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