Late Night Funny Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg apparently called President Obama directly to complain about NSA and how it spies on ordinary Americans. That’s right, the guy who runs Facebook got mad at the NSA for spying on people. Talk about the pot unfriending the kettle! Jimmy Fallon Austinites are some of the kindest, most welcoming people unless your name is Rick Perry, in which case they will boo you until you go away. I also learned that pickles are served with ribs so you feel like youve eaten something green. I learned that if you follow a man with a beard he will lead you to a panel discussion on increasing your social media presence. Jimmy Kimmel The average American citizen — you hear the statistic all the time — works six months out of the year for the government. Thats how difficult the taxes are in this country. We work six months out of the year. Government employees dont even do that. David Letterman Albert Einstein wrote a manuscript that was lost for 83 years... The newly found manuscript revealed Einstein didnt believe in the big bang theory, which says the universe is constantly expanding. He theorized a steady state that keeps constant by adding elementary particles. I have no idea what Im talk about. Craig Ferguson
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