Late Show with David Letterman said, Happy Columbus Day to everybody. Columbus had three ships: the Kim, the Kourtney, and the Khloe. - Scientists have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is life after death — though they say its virtually impossible to get decent Chinese food. - Today they announced the Nobel Prize winner for economics. It went to the guy who sold Derek Jeters socks for 400 bucks. - Vladimir Putin was nominated but did not win the Nobel Peace Prize. Earlier today he said, Who do I have to kill to win a Nobel Peace Prize? - Here in New York City we are ranked as the fourth most rat-populated city in North America. We can do better than fourth, cant we? - The reason were only fourth in rat population is most of our rats grow old and retire to Florida. - For the last two months, evil North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has been missing. Well, apparently he is back in public. It turns out he was buried in the end zone at Giants Stadium. He claims he was kidnapped by Neil Patrick Harris. - Because of health scares, they will be taking your temperature at airport security. Well, that should speed up lines.
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 20:08:03 +0000
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