Late at night a limo strikes a cow in the road. The abrasive woman in the back seat says to the chauffeur, Get out and check on that cow--you were driving. The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that it was an old cow but it is dead. The woman says, Go and tell the farmer in the farmhouse there. Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally drunk, inebriated, with a full belly, his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face. My God, what happened to you? demands the woman. The chauffeur replies, I got there and the farmer opened his best bottle of scotch, the wife fed me a meal fit for a king and the daughter made love to me. What on earth did you say? asks the woman. “I just knocked on the door... and when it opened I said to them, Im Nancy Pelosis chauffeur, and Ive just killed the old cow. Dont you just love a story with a happy ending!
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 17:09:36 +0000
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