Late last night after The Hub was shut down for unruly behavior, I loaded up my truck with Legos and drove over to the construction site at Christos. Monkeys are real good at building Legos, so I made an exact rendition of the creepy cantina from the Star Wars movie along with 18,000 Lego people; all with Brockton roots. I named the place Larys Hub Pub. We let anybody in there, crazy people, folks wearing disguises, disgruntle free speech advocates with Tourettes syndrome, you name it. We even let Republicans in, it was crazy. Then I started acting out various scenarios with all my new Lego friends. Several people were stabbed, shot, hit by cars in the parking lot etc...... Some folks lost their dogs.... It was all very sad. There were several fights over nothing and the place was eventually destroyed by the very people we let in. Then I climbed to the top of the building and the police sent biplanes to shoot me down. We just cant have nice things around here, its not possible.
Posted on: Sun, 23 Nov 2014 21:52:03 +0000
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