Latest Ask Bobs. Cheeseburger magnate, TV star and man of the people Bob Servant instantly solves your problems every Sunday. If youd like Bob to answer your problem leave it BELOW in the comments, or send to bob@bobservant or twitter #askbob to @bobservant * Dear Bob, My wife wants me to join her ‘book club’. Help. Jack R, Paisley There’s no easy way of saying this your wife is a member of a swingers group and, if it’s local to Paisley, probably not a very good one. Unless you want a major bust up, I’m afraid you’re just going to have to join in. Tell your wife you’ll meet her there, have a few drinks to loosen up and arrive fashionably late. Burst in entirely naked apart from a few pages of that week’s ‘book’ as a fig leaf and coyly ask if anyone wants to give you “chapter and verse” in the downstairs lavvy. It’ll be a bit of fun and more importantly your wife will be absolutely delighted with you. * Dear Bob, Do ice creams shops sell Sundaes on a Saturday? Jim S, via Twitter Yes. * Dear Bob, I’m sick of being skint. How can I earn the big bucks? Sandra M, Gorbals I’ll never forget my friend Tommy Peanuts telling me an intriguing theory about money. I was moaning about being skint and Tommy patiently explained that money is an energy. If you want to have it, then simply close your eyes and ‘invite’ that energy to come into your life. I found that fascinating. Tommy lost his house a few weeks later. * Dear Bob, Forget these people asking you daft question, let’s cut to the chase, what’s the secret to life? Little Laura, Cupar A good walk, the right joke for the right occasion and a collection of jumpers that can elicit the full rainbow of emotions. * Dear Bob Anytime I meet a boy I like I get shy and cant tell him how I feel. Im usually a very exuberant person. What can I do? Julia C, via Twitter Men love excitement and thrilling experiences. The next time you take a fancy to a man follow him, wait until he’s alone and then bundle him into the back of a van. Blindfold him and scream obscenities in his ears as the van hurtles through the city’s streets (get your Dad to drive the van). Then stop the van, whip off the man’s blindfold and tell him you think he’s attractive. He will be worked up into a lather and I don’t think I need to tell you what will happen next (get your Dad to leave the van for that bit).
Posted on: Thu, 27 Nov 2014 13:47:33 +0000
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