Laugh and joke. Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges 4rm a neighbor n decided 2 go to a calm place 2 share d lot equally. One of dem suggested d nearby cemetery. As dey were jumping d big gate to enter d cemetery, two oranges fell out of d big bag but dey didnt bother 2 pick dem. since dey had enough in d bag.Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way frm a bar, passed near d cemetery gate n heard a voice saying: one 4 me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u.He immediately sobered up n ran as fast as he could 2 a church nearby, for d priest.Father, pls come wit me . Come n witness God n satan sharing corpse @ d cemetery. Dey both ran back 2 d cemetery gate n d voice continued : one 4 me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u. Suddenly, d voice stopped counting n said:wat about d two @ d gate?Come see marathon race! d priest almost ran pass d church gate. shouting: We are not dead yet oohh!!!. Now ur laughing. Abi! Dont b selfish, send it to ur friends. Put a smile on someones face. Like on.fb.me/1lhcsrL Follow @iamakpororo
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 16:53:27 +0000