Laugh with me today you asleep at your desk, be ready to blurt out one of these excuses: *They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. *This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to. *I was working smarter - not harder. *Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout. *I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm! *This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people! *I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance. *I’m in the management training program. *I’m actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP). I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend. *This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work! *Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem. *The coffee machine is broken .... *Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot. *Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off. *Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic! *I wasn’t sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands. *The mail courier flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot. *Gosh, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day. *Amen! (then sit up)
Posted on: Tue, 24 Sep 2013 15:30:54 +0000
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