Laughable Quotes By Some Nigerian Politicians (1). If Nigeria breaks, some people in the country would have no where to run to, but for me and my people in Adamawa Kingdom, we will pack our luggage and whatever we have and join our kith and kin in Cameroun - Lamido of Adamawa (2)..”you press men, you always say there are no minerals in kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite”… Bakin Zuwo. (3)…”Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria”…GEJ (4)…” I will water your school and fire your school”..Orji Uzoh Kalu (5) “Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe is our turn”…GEJ (6)..”I will rather kill myself than commit sucide”..Dame Jonathan (7)…”I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is 850,000 naira”…Atiku Abubakar (8)”..until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria.” – Umoru Dikko. (9)…”Telephone is not meant for the poor”..David Mark [Recommended: 20 Funniest Quotes by Patience Jonathan ] (10)…”The worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States” -Yakubu Gowon (11)..”school is not meant for the poor, only for the rich”..Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim (12)..”At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly”..Diezeani Madueke. (13)..”Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria”…Obasanjo (14)…”The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny”..Mallam isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State. (15)..”On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my family”.. Dame Jonathan. (16)..”We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result”…Chris Uba (17)..”I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment”…Dame Jonathan (18)…”I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?”- Dame Jonathan. (19). “We do not pray for accidents but they are inevitable. But we will continue to do everything to ensure that we do not have accidents. But an accident is an act of God” - Stella Oduah (20). What is the website of NSCDC “I cannot categorically tell you one now”…..When pressed futher he says ” “Hmmm, the website is, excuse me, my Oga at the top knows the website”. He again, cleared his throat and said: “My Oga at the top is working on the website and I don’t have them”. When the presenters insisted that he give a functioning website address of the para-military outfit, he dropped the bombshell: “ww.nscdc, that’s all”. .” – Obafaiye Shem - Channels TV Interview with NSCDC boss
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 22:05:12 +0000
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