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Laughs For A Monday Morning I dialled a number and got the following recording, I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes. _________________________________ My wife and I had words, but I didnt get to use mine. ______________________________________ Every morning is the dawn of a new error. ________________________________________ Roger went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said to Roger, We have an opening for people like you. Oh, great, Roger replied, What is it? Its called the door, came the answer. ____________________________________________ A man walks into a pub and sees Vincent Van Gogh standing at the bar. The man says, I love your paintings, can I buy you a drink? Vincent replies, No thanks Ive got one ear.
Posted on: Mon, 12 Jan 2015 12:20:58 +0000

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