Laughter is the Best Medicine.... Trouble on the Roof Mike and Rob were laying tile on a roof when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. I have an idea, said Mike. Well throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder. What, do you think Im stupid? Rob replied. I have an idea. Ill shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light. What, do you think Im stupid? Mike answers. Youll just turn off the flashlight when Im halfway there. ============================ A Mothers Gift A Jewish guys mother gives him two sweaters for Hanukkah. The next time he visits her, he makes sure to wear one. As he walks into the house, his mother frowns and asks, What -- you didnt like the other one? ============================ Egyptian Pick-Up Line Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: Come behind the pyramid, and Ill make you a mummy. ============================ Heaven vs. Hell One night, God visits a preacher. The preacher has one question, What is Heaven like? God replies, Heaven is like a city. It has the best of everything. For example, the French are the chefs, the Italians are the lovers, the English are the policeman, the Germans are the mechanics, and the Dutch are the politicians. What is Hell like? he asks. Well, he sighs, the French are the mechanics, the Italians are the politicians, the English are the chefs, the Germans are the policemen, and the Dutch are the lovers.
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