| Laws Of Life | 1)Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone 2)Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch 3)Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner 4)Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire 5)Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings 6) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with 7) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach 9) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last 10) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold 11) Law of Proposal : After u accept a proposal you will get a better one
Posted on: Sat, 24 Aug 2013 11:24:23 +0000