Laws of Life. 1. Law of a Combi: wen u are late and u have paid a $,the coin becomes a problem to the extent that u are made to share with smeone who also doesnt want to buy anything but wants his/her change. 2. Law of facebook: wen u post the most interesting post all your friends and those who appreciate good jokes, dnt hv data bundles or ddnt go on facebook that dae. 3. Law of telephone: wen u dial a wrong number, u never get an engaged one. 4. Law of queue: if u change queues, the one you have left wl start to move faster than the one you are in now. 5. Law of mechanical repair: afta ur hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. 6. Law of alibi: if u tel the boss u wer late for work becoz u had a flat tyre, the next mornin u will have a flat tyre. 7. Law of encounters: the probability of meeting smeone u knw increases wen u r witsmeone u ddnt want to be seen wit. 8. Law of the result: wen u try to prove to smeone that a machine wont work, it will. 9. Law of biomechanics: the severity of the itch z inversely proportional to the reach
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