Le typing in Microsoft word - tries to save. . . PROGRAM TERMINATES!! ...Painfully smiles whilst slowly closing laptop screen. ...Walks to nearest Active Volcano. Fries a khebab .Shaves head.Acquires a flying lama. Learns Cantonese. Knits a scarf. Opens petshop in Saudi Arabia. Sells talking Meerkats. Becomes a succesful local businessman in the trading of talking meerkats. Befriends a chimpanzee named Fred. Acquires strange ability to hold breathe for ridiculous amount of time. Swims to Pacific ocean floor. Remains stationery for several minutes. Spontaneously decides to become a member of a unnecessarily hostile sea urchant community.
Posted on: Tue, 25 Jun 2013 20:05:51 +0000
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