Leeroy Jenkins Week 9 Bold Predictions: 1. The annual Husband and Wife Bowl puts the Vag vs the Sauce. On paper, this matchup should be close. Big QB showdown. Brady is rolling like a Cheech and Chong blunt and Luck has been a Fantasy Beast all season. Whos RBs and WRs will show up? No faith in Richardson but Gore is consistent, Morris finally looked decent this past weekend but will the Skins use him more. The Sauce needs a defense. I will give the edge to the Vagina in a tight one. 2. The Steamers shouldnt have any problems against Lykbutta because his team is depleted, weak or on a bye. His only chance is if Flacco gets in a Shootout with Big Ben. If Newton plays average and Gronk is held in check, it could get close but its highly unlikely. 3. On paper, Joe Suck might get his 2nd win against the defending Chump. I honestly cant say many positive things about either team but if Rivers, Smith, Hillman and Kelce produce, it will be close. I just dont like Harlems lineup, best player is Kap and he cant carry the team. Joe Suck in a ugly but close win. 4. Although No Hoes has 2 more wins then Joe Suck, his lineup has been pathetically plodding through this season and I cant find any analytics or gypsie fortune teller that will say that he can beat the Donkey this week. This one could get Whoopie Goldberg ulgy. 5. Last but certainly not least. Tark vs Leeroy pits two potential playoff teams against each other. Tark has been destroying teams week after week boasting the leagues best record and Leeroy has been methodically trying to find the right formula each week in order to sneak in the playoffs in the end. With that being said, Leeroy cant have 3 players score less than 9 points this week or he will get Sanduskied. Tark starts this matchup on Thurs and ends it up on MNF. Will he lead from start to finish? A win for Leeroy wont hurt Tark but it will solidify Leeroys position in the league. I got Leeroy in another close battle like everyone of his games this season. Anything can happen any given Thurs, Sun, Mon, so no one is out of this, well beside Joe Buck and No Hoes, you guys are done, but who knows. Leeeeeeeeeroooooooy Jeeeeeeeenkinnnnnnns
Posted on: Wed, 29 Oct 2014 17:50:05 +0000