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Lessons Asia has taught me, Third and final round. -If it comes in a glass, it comes in a bucket. -Double Macs are unreal. -If the bus driver needs a ciggarette, everyone need to stop. -You can smoke in petrol stations. -20 year old girls like 70 year old men. -70 year old men like anything with a pulse. -Everyone needs a suit tailored. -Traffic lights are for show only. -Street lights dont exist. -If you dont have neon signs, your shops not worth seeing. -Asian music vidoes rarley make sense. -If you havent heard the Spice Girls atleast once on a night out you werent out long enough. -People dont own dogs, they just exist in their own entity. -Along with cats. -And cows. -Even if your hotel is 2 steps away you still need a taxi to it. -Shots count as cocktails. -Dont eat scorpions. -Just dont. -Meat is meat, dont ask about it. -People are incredible. -The world is amazing. And finally. -Always, ALWAYS carry spare toilet roll.
Posted on: Sun, 09 Mar 2014 05:39:26 +0000

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