Lessons learned in my 1 week of being on Instagram: 1. Hashtags are not annoying on Instagram, but make me want to scratch your eyes out on FB. On Instagram they lead you to an endless world of puppies, guns and not your kids. On Facebook, hashtags are how people show a lack of creativity within a post. If you cant make us get the idea with sentences/fragments then I can refer you to a few teacher friends for creative writing lessons. #butitwassupposedtobefunny See, I look like an idiot. 2. As I referred to it before, FB and Instagram are like the separation of church and state. Church in this case is Instagram. The State is FB. Both force feed you things you dont necessarily need, but IG, like religion, gives you the ability to choose how you find solace when all else fails. The State doesnt give a shit if you are happy or not, they want to control what you think, feel and experience. 3. We are friends on FB because I like you. I probably dont want to get in your pants, but we are friends on here because I want to keep up with your life, watch your kid grow and see the happiness in your smiles. That is not the case on Instagram. All I want on Instagram is puppies, guns and a child free zone. Needless to say, dont get butt hurt when I dont follow you anymore and I will do the same when you get sick of pictures of Patron and Benelli. I still love you on here. 4. I am not as weird as I thought. Ok, maybe I am, but in Instagram-world I am just another normal, crazy dog guy. 5. Tweeter- Ill join that when I turn 41 yrs old. Keeping up with your kids on here and puppies on IG is more than enough work. *Yall have a blessed weekend and, as always, go out and offend somebody.* xoxo Yall
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 15:05:28 +0000
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