Let me just say I have a phobia of (I know this isnt politically correct but I cant help it) midgets. Tiny fingers, normal heads... it just makes my hair itch. Ive tried, believe me, Ive tried. Yesterday at the grocery store I went to the meat counter for a delicious steak, to my unintentional horror there is a tiny man at the counter also meat shopping. Now, this one was wearing a tiny gangster cut suit...like a tiny zoot suit, purple with a tiny red pocket kerchief and really impressive tiny shined shoes. Im sweating with a mix of fear and immense intrigue. Is he a tiny lawyer? A tiny mobster?? The possibilities are endless. Intrigue wins and l stay, I pick out the steak I want, I point it out, I talk about it and when the guy behind the counter frees up he comes over and ask what I want. He didnt see the tiny guy because...Well, he was tiny. I point fun sized gangster out and, trying to be helpful tell the meat guy he was there before me....because thats good karma and because it allowed me more time to assess this tiny dudes back story. Long story short, he steps in front of me without a thank you and proceeds to buy my mother effing steak. I was right not to like his tiny ass and if I see him again Im totally kicking his footstool out from under him.
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 19:26:14 +0000
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