Let me start this off by saying Kendall has a very distinct voice. Its very deep and raspy. Even if he used a voice changer I would know it was him... I was roused from my sleep earlier by a very strange sound. At first I thought someone was in our bedroom! I awoke enough to realize that my partner of 3 years was speaking in some dialect of Hindu (it could have been Tongues. I only speak one language!). It was a language I certainly have never heard before. Still not fully awake, I began to get a little freaked out. I started really paying attention and could tell he was having a conversation with someone in a foreign language. Ok, I thought, thats my cue to leave the bedroom! I rose up to get out of bed and he plainly says in English, Youre evil. I whip my head around and hes staring at me with this blank stare. He repeats it again as Im climbing out of bed, Youre evil. And then as if to redeem himself he says, Im talking to the devil. Hes in a picture frame. I wanna go get him. This is my cue to leave the fing house! I forgot to grab the car keys on the way out. Can someone give me a ride? And I think I pissed myself. Im on the corner of Notgoingback and Heneedsanexorcism.
Posted on: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 12:42:21 +0000
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