Let me tell you a little story... First I must apologise to Ricky Lee Ashcroft for assuming him to be the biggest. Ponce in Burntwood... Last night me and Danny Lilwall were chatting about our hair dos (which is obviously gay enough, apologies to the gays for using your status in a derogatory manor, its just for effect. I hope you can understand...) Shockingly Dan pulls his phone out to reveal an image of the hair cut he wants.... This was no head model though, not just a head shot emphasising the glorious locks of the model, this was a full body, topless hunk kinda of image, one you could imagine being printed on a A1 poster and being presented in a 14 year old hormonal girls bedroom.... The image stunned me so much I felt compelled to share it with my fellow face booker... I stood up to take a crafty picture of his phone from mine, to be launched at by an angry little man! I felt like docile St. Bernard being subdued by a hot tempered jack russle for sniffing his bowl.... Dan had acquired sone super-human-midget strength. He did not want this image surfacing, he was willing to fight to the death for his illusion of credibility. And I was fighting for the honour of my intention ... Glasses of wine flew, amps crashed the room got trashed and in all the kafuffle I dropped the device, which mysteriously or magnetically found its way back into little mans hands, my plans were foiled. And his credibility in tact. For now....... TBC!
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 12:17:04 +0000
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