Lets say I break into your house. Lets say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave but I say No! I like it here. Its better than my house. Ive made all the beds, washed the dishes, did the laundry and swept the floors. Ive done all the things you dont like to do. Im hard-working and honest. According to the protesters you are required to let me stay in your house. You are required to feed me. You are required to add me to your familys insurance plan. You are required to educate my kids. You are required to provide other benefits to me & to my family. If you try to call the police or force me out I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there. Its only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do and Im just trying to better myself. Im a hard-working and honest, person, except for well, you know, I did break into your house. And what a deal it is for me!!! I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior. Oh yeah, one more thing. I DEMAND that you learn MY language so you can communicate with me. Why can t people see how ridiculous this is??? Only in America. Nice work Mr President.
Posted on: Sat, 22 Nov 2014 00:24:53 +0000
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