Lets see: I have to get up twice during the night to freshen up, - TopicsExpress



          

Lets see: I have to get up twice during the night to freshen up, Im exhausted just getting out of bed, Im up at 5-freakin-30am and Im not even a farmer (although my great-grandfather on my mothers side was), everything hurts a little more every day, the only thing that gets me through the day is knowing that I can go back to sleep that night (paraphrasing Al Bundy), Im exactly 1/2 as old as Wrigley Field, exactly1/9 as old as William Shakespeare, and this will be the year I have to get a colonoscopy. Yeah, me, 50. Remember when the thought of turning 50 seemed ancient? It still does. Do we get any discounts now? Thanks for the b-day wishes. I can now officially say Im Grumpy Old Man
Posted on: Wed, 23 Apr 2014 11:23:55 +0000

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