Lets start with a great instrumental music youtu.be/cpin7TtVWq0 - Vincent - InstrumentalPiano Thoughts from a Mans heart Thought 1 When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from? Thought 2 The average mans life consists of: Twenty years of having hismother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too where he is going. Thought 3 Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced : Ladies and Gentlemen. Today is the luckiest day of my life ... Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, My daughter finally, finally returned my Credit Card to me. The whole audience including the priest started laughing . . . . . But not the poor Groom ! ! ! And now the Best one. . . . . Thought 4 A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you. The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, Stop ! Stand still ! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die. The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. The man asked. Who are you? I am your guardian angel, the voice answered. Oh, yeah? the man said And where the hell were you when I got married? REAL TRUTHS OF LIFE Were all looking for truth in life. What is right, what is wrong, what is best to have. If there are a few real truths to life Ive learned along the way, they would probably look something like this...| The first necessity: To communicate The greatest happiness: To be useful to others The greatest mystery: Death The most beautiful day: Today The easiest thing: Equivocate The biggest obstacle: Fear The gravest error: give up, to despair The root of all evils: Egoism The most beautiful occupation: Work The worst route to follow: Faint-heartedness The best teachers: Children The worst defect: Bad temper The most dangerous being: The liar The most wretched feeling: The grudge The most beautiful gift: Forgiveness The most indispensable: home The quickest way: The correct one The most comfortable feeling: Interior peace The most powerful weapon: The smile The best remedy: Optimism The greatest satisfaction: The duty done The most powerful force: Faith The most needed beings: The parents The most beautiful of all: Love! Life without love - loses meaning! ******************************************************** Priceless Story There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me? Sincerely, Edna The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends. Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read: Dear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift. By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it might have been those bastards at the post office. Sincerely, Edna Moral : ITS A FACT THE THE HELP GIVEN IN SINCERITY IS NEVER APPRECIATED.- An unfortunate fact of life. ************************************************* THOUGHTS FROM A MUSLIM TERRORISTS HEART WITH THE PICTURE OF THE YEAR...
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