Lewis would like to apologize for not releasing the third episode of LewReview last week, he has been post-blocked for four days and wont be able to use Facebook until tomorrow. But how? I hear you ask... Well children, gather round the fire, get comfortable and listen carefully to the tale of how Damos got Lewis banned from Facebook. Once upon a time, in the land of cancer and spew, There was a terrible likewhore, that everybody knew. He stole content from others, and money from his mother, So he could buy Facebook likes, one after another. His name was Daniel Amos, better know as Damos, But no one wanted to know him, he just made them cross. They preferred people that were funny, that didnt do it for fame and money, Not small people with big heads, huge ears and round tummies. This made Damos cranky, Very angry it made him feel. I know! Ill just copy everyone else!! Said Damos, And then he started to steal. He stole videos from YouTube! Videos from vine! He stole lots of videos, he stole them all the time. It made his page big, but it didnt make him happy. Because everyone in Australia still thought he was crappy. Then along came Lewis Spears, the one man that Damos feared, He studied Daniel for a thousand years, Boy, this kid is weird! Lewis would have left him alone, being unfunny isnt a crime But then Damos started remaking videos, instead of stealing them from Vine. Lewis tried to talk to Damos, but soon he was blocked, So he announced another LewReview, and Damos was shocked. Daniel begged and Daniel pleaded, but Lewis still proceeded, Damos offered him shares. >implying thats what Lewis needed. So Damos got desperate, he tried messaging Lewis friends. They told Damos they would help him, but it was all pretend. Everything Damos told his peers, was relayed straight back to Spears, While he crafted the review and Daniel cried sweet tears. But Damos was crafty! He hadnt given up yet! He had one last plan, to get Lewis off the net. On a Friday night, while people were out having fun, Daniel was alone is his bedroom, always the only one. Damos went through Lewis page and reported everything he saw! Every swearword, every picture, every video and more. He reported every post, and prayed for the banhammer to strike His prayers were answered, and Facebook responded! A BAN FOR JUST THREE DAYS!?!? Shouted Damos, he was despondent. Lewis was annoyed at first, but then he smiled wryly. Ill use the extra time I have, VERY wisely So the review was made to be even better, It was never preventable. Damos achieved nothing, He just delayed the inevitable. THE END. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LewReview Episode 3 will be coming out tomorrow night! P.S. Lewis E-mailed me this poem at 4 in the morning. I think this needs to be a video but he isnt too sure. If you want a filmed version of this poem, let him know below and Ill do my best to convince him.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Nov 2014 09:30:01 +0000
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