Life Lessons 1) Almond milk is not necessarily made from the milk of almonds. This may seem self evident given that almonds are not, in fact, a milky nut, however it is something that never occurred to me until a month into my clean living experiment (and by clean living, I really just mean introducing a morning smoothie made with almond milk not, you know, any other substantive change). Anyway, I have been struggling the last few weeks with growing digestive issues. I floundered for a bit trying to figure out what could possibly be causing these problems. My thought immediately went to my increased vegetable intake. Nothing good, after all, can possibly come from eating so many vegetables. Turns out, however, that they werent to blame -- it was the SKIM MILK POWDER in my almond milk. Really??? Did it not occur to the makers of said milk that if I wanted to drink regular milk I would just buy it instead of almond milk? Does anyone really buy almond milk because they just think it tastes better?? I mean, dont ask me, Ive never had a glass of regular cows milk, but I cant imagine they taste all that similar. Anyway, whatever. Clean living experiment ended. Diet Pepsi is safer. 2) You CAN glue your fingers together with jewelry repair glue. Dont panic, hot water will get them apart and, happily, if you persevere your broken rings and necklace will be magically healed. 3) If you get caught running down University Avenue in the rain without an umbrella, you can always use your scarf as a temporary rain hat, but only if its not an extra thick, ruffled, bumpy-nobby scarf. Well, you can use that kind as a hat too, but youll look like a lunatic with a winged nuns wimple on your head. Not that I would have experience with that scenario, just sayin...
Posted on: Wed, 05 Nov 2014 01:37:53 +0000
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