Life in the Mind of BCS... Me: Dang, my car broke down. Passenger: Hang on dude. You got state farm right? Me: Oh yeah, I can do the jingle! Me: LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR...STATE FARM IS THERE! A state farm agent arrives. State farm dude: What the F***! I am off! I swear to God! I F**king hate this job! CANT I JUST SIT AND HAVE A NICE DINNER WITH MY FAMILY! Me: But,... my car... State farm douche: Oh, your car? YOUR CAR? you know what I think of your car? The state farm guy does the jingle backwards and my car explodes. He then leaves and mutters anti semitic comments as he teleports back home. I look at the passenger. Me: What the heck was that all about? Passenger: How should I know, Im just a Geko. Wake up from my dream and wonder if Geico is a better option.
Posted on: Sat, 20 Jul 2013 04:48:49 +0000
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