Life is beautiful, a lovely bunch of dandelions amongst a hill of soft, white #marshmallows in a warehouse of wedding dresses. Oh how happy dandelions, marshmallows and wedding dresses make me - I am so happy that I must #pee! I am cute and pretty, and I will dream of sleeping on marshmallows tonight. The marshmallows will be made of the finest raw #sucanat and while I slumber upon them, I can eat them with my granola hippy friends. Now let me share a haiku with all my loyal fans: marshmallows are nice I am so very pretty Bow to me, minions Now with that said, who will help me eat the marshmallows? The dog said, "I will help you!" But then I said, "Where were you when I was gathering the sucanat?" The cat said, "I will help you!" But then I said, "Where were you when I lit the furnace to roast the sucanat?" And then I said, "Life is beautiful, a lovely bunch of dandelions amongst a hill of soft, white #marshmallows in a warehouse of wedding dresses. Oh how happy dandelions, marshmallows..."
Posted on: Tue, 08 Oct 2013 00:35:01 +0000
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