Lil Johnny at the Bank Lil Johnnys mother took her 5 year old son with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in line behind a rather obese lady wearing a business suit, complete with a pager. As the mother patiently waited, Lil Johnny looked at the women in front of him and observed loudly, Hey, Mom, shes REALLY FAT. His Mom reached down and popped him on his head and told him to shut up. Then apologized to the lady. The lady looked at Johnny, made eye contact with his mother and gave an understanding smile. Little Johnny said I was to get behind you MOM cuz I am afraid. Ohh Johnny what in the world could you be afraid of…Well she is so fat that she might fall on me and kill me. Oh Johnny just shut up and stay still. Now little Johnny was between his mom and the Fat Lady and was actually kinda under the overhang of her butt. After a minute or two, Lil Johnny was squirming as usual and trying his best to get out of his predicament final said. What about if she farts or falls on me? He Yelled Out!!! His mom paddled him good and apologized and the lady just glared at him. The lady moved to the front of the line when her pager begins to emit its distinctive tone. Lil Johnny yelled in a panic at the top of his lungs, WATCH OUT !!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE MOM, SHES BACKING UP!!!!
Posted on: Sun, 31 Aug 2014 13:12:27 +0000
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