List of Funny Facts About Women 1. Women are not actually looking for an honest answer when they ask you, How do I look? 2. Women are definitely NOT looking for an honest answer when they ask you, Is that girl hot? 3. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is a mans responsibility. 4. Its okay for two women to dance together and not be considered gay. This cannot be said when two men are dancing together though. 5. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day 8. They say that when a man holds a womans hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense. 9. When women are right about something, they just sit there quietly without saying anything.They might nod at you with a sarcastic smile which is a sure shot sign that they dont believe a single world that youare saying. Have you noticed how men go on and on to prove their point? 10. Women never have anything to wear. Dont question the racks of clothes in the closet;you just dont understand. 11. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest 12. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. Thats why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful 13. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty. 14. Women never shudder when a male character gets kicked in the groin in a movie. 15. Women will always be attracted to the bad boys, but will eventually settle down with one of the good guys. We just have to get over the fact that we cant change the bad boy and then we wise up and go looking for that sweet, nice guy, so there is definite hope for all the guys.
Posted on: Thu, 24 Jul 2014 09:04:55 +0000
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