Listening to Howard Stern this morning I wanted to drive my car into the side of a bridge I was getting so pissed off at one of his callers. There are some obvious signs when someone is full of shit..This guy claimed he just got back from Afghanistan and wanted tickets to the Howard Stern birthday party they are throwing. Howard is definitely a supporter of our military so he was more than just a little motivated to do something for this guy. I had no issues until Howard Stern asked him What type of weapon did you carry? the tools reply was.. You know Howard, they really dont want us to talk about that type of stuff. I am not allowed to tell you while I am still in. But I can tell you that I killed two ROAD SIDE BOMB PLANTERS WITH A FIST GRENADE. Howard replies Yeah, like a man. I wish I was a real man and could do shit like that. Did you see him die? I mean, for sure you know you killed them? This douchebags reply.. Yeah I just grabbed my FIST grenade and threw it right between him and the other ROAD SIDE BOMB PLANTER and killed them both. It was awesome. I cant tell you too much because I dont want to get my self in trouble. And to top it all off Howard let him play a game where he won $500.00. Won is overstating.. Howard made sure he would win so he could give him the 500 bucks... and yes I tried to call in but realized it was a replay from Tuesday... ~Whiskey
Posted on: Thu, 14 Nov 2013 16:53:46 +0000
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