Little Bobby Jindal is mad as hell and hes not going to take it anymore. He is going to march on Washington D.C. -- or as he likes to call it: Sodom and Gomorra on the Potomac! -- along with the Duck Dynasty guys, Ted Nugent and Cliven Bundy. Al Bundy figured on the guest list as well until it was suggested to the Governor that he may be fictional in character. Even more so that his fellow buffoons. Addressing the Faith and Freedom Coalition Jindal spoke in borderline secessionist terms like rebellion and silent war about the evil of federal government providing health care and education to Americans. The Coalition is the creation of unindicted former Jack Abramoff co-conspirator Ralph Reed so together with all the old neocons coming out of the woodwork to advocate for more American military involvement in the Middle East this feels just like old times. Given Reeds history its safe to assume Jindal received his speaking fee in the shape of a bucket filled with casino tokens. And hed obviously been told to butch it up and sound appropriately angry in order to compensate for the disastrous State of the Union response in 2009 when opinion differed as to whether he was channelling Kenneth, the Intern from 30 Rock of doing his Peter Sellars Birdie Num, Num impression. Its just so hard to market yourself as a leader of angry old men when youre only capable of seeming mildly snippy and arent really all that manly be begin with!
Posted on: Sun, 22 Jun 2014 21:56:11 +0000
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