Little Johnny And Sleeping Suzie. Little Suzie was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping Tell me, Suzie, who created the universe? When Suzie didnt stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. God Almighty! shouted Suzie and the teacher said, Very good and Suzie fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Suzie, Who is our Lord and Savior? Once again, Suzie didnt even stir from her slumber, and once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. Jesus Christ! shouted Suzie, and the teacher said, Very good, and Suzie fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked Suzie a third question. What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Suzie jumped up and shouted, If you stick that thing in me one more time, Ill break it in half! The teacher fainted.
Posted on: Thu, 17 Apr 2014 00:36:32 +0000
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