Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says, “Mr Smith, me and Jenny are in love And I want to ask her hand in marriage.” Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr Smith replies, “Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you live?” Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies, “In Jenny’s room. It’s bigger than mine And we can both fit in there nicely.” Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, “Okay, then how will you live? You’re not old enough to get a job. You’ll need to support Jenny.” Again, Johnny instantly replies, “On our allowances. Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That’s about 60 bucks a month, So that should do us just fine. Mr. Smith is impressed that this adorable Boy has put so much thought into this. “Well Johnny, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if you should have little children of your own?” Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says, “Well, we’ve been lucky so far.” Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little Shit is adorable.
Posted on: Wed, 03 Jul 2013 04:23:04 +0000
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