Little Johnny and Little Lisa are only 10 years old , but they know that they are in love . One day they decide that they want to get married , so Johnny goes to Lisa’ s father to ask for his blessing . Johnny bravely walks up to him and says “Mr. Jones , me and Lisa are in love and I want to ask you for your blessing. ” Thinking that this was the cutest thing , Mr . Jones replies, “ Well Johnny , you’ re only 10. Where will you two live ?” Without even taking a moment to think about it , Johnny replies “In Lisa ’s room. It ’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely. ” Still thinking this is just cute , Mr. Jones says , “ Okay then how will you live ? You’ re not old enough to get a job. How will you afford food and rent ?” Again , Johnny instantly replies, “ With our allowance . Lisa gets 5 bucks a week and I get 10 bucks a week. That’s about 60 bucks a month , and that should do us just fine .” By this time Mr. Jones is realizing that Johnny has put much thought into this . So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny won ’t have an answer to . . . . He then says , “Well Johnny , it seems like you ’ve got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you . What will you do if the two of you should kids of your own ?” . . . . . Johnny shrugs his shoulders and says “ We’ve been lucky so far …” :O :/ 3:) :D :P
Posted on: Sun, 23 Jun 2013 05:38:24 +0000
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