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Little Johnny was sitting on the sidewalk with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked what he had. Little Johnny said, This is the most powerful liquid in the world; its called Turpentine. The Priest said, No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant womans belly, shell pass a healthy baby. Little Johnny replied, If you rub turpentine on a cats butt, hell pass a Ferrari!
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 03:42:26 +0000

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