Little Johnnys class was given homework to come back to school with a sentence with the word Contagious in it. Well, the next morning the teacher, Miss Prudence Tightwad, asks who has the homework ready? All over the classroom little hands went up and Prudence chose little Mary. Little Mary stood up and said My mum said that when I had the mumps I had to stay home cause I was contagious. Very good said Prudence. So it went all the way around the class room till only our little Johnny was left. Now Prudence had left little Johnny last for she really had no idea what would come forth out of his mouth, looking down at her feet she said Ok Johnny Little Johnny stands up and says My sentence is more of a story. Yesterday after dad picked me up and before we went home we stopped at Cons the Fruit and Veg shop. Well dad and Con got into an argument and then a fight that ended up going up and down the street. After the fight was broken up we jumped back in our Hi-lux. Dad started the car up and then reversed into Cons Vegetable stand spilling everything onto the footpath. As we were driving off dad said Itll take the contagious to clean up all that shit!!!
Posted on: Sun, 07 Sep 2014 08:33:07 +0000
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