Little Johnnys next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnnys family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnnys parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnnys dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He said, Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or Im really going to spank you when we get back home.I promise not to mention his ears at all, said Little Johnny. At the neighbors home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the babys hand. He looked at its mother and said, Oh, what a beautiful little baby! The mother said, Thank you very much, Little Johnny. He then said, This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why... just look at his pretty little eyes. Did his doctor say he can see good? The Mother said, Why, yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision. Little Johnny said, Well, its a damn good thing, cause he sure as hell cant wear glasses!
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 15:16:53 +0000
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