Little Maria was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, Tell me, Maria, who created the universe? When Maria didnt stir, little Pedro, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. GOD ALMIGHTY! shouted Maria and the teacher said, Very good and Maria fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Maria, Who is our Lord and Savior, But, Maria didnt even stir from her slumber. Once again, Pedro came to the rescue and stuck her again. JESUS CHRIST! shouted Maria and the teacher said, very good, and Maria fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Maria a third question. What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? And again, Pedro jabbed her with the pin. This time Maria jumped up and shouted, IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, ILL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR FACE! The Teacher fainted.
Posted on: Mon, 15 Sep 2014 02:07:06 +0000