Little Timmys parents were in the middle of a heated divorce, and absolutely could not come to terms with who would get custody of him. Timmy himself was put in front of the judge, visibly scared. The judge eased his nerves as best he could and asked him who he would like to live with. Well... if I live with daddy, he drinks and beats me. And if I stay with mommy, she drinks and beats me too. Wherever I go I get beaten. he said with a quivering lip. Well Timmy, as judge, I give you my solemn promise that no matter where you go, nobody will beat you. You can go wherever you want and we will make sure that nobody beats you. the judge said, reassuringly. Timmy thought about it for a second, and then said proudly I want to live with the Chicago Bears. Because they never beat anybody
Posted on: Sun, 05 Oct 2014 23:45:07 +0000
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