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Lock them up and throw away the key I say, I remember a time when a person could walk down the street without fear of being set upon by delinquent, cowardly gulls who prey on the vulnerable. Sitting around drinking cans of strong cider and leaving their used syringes lying about in the park for just about anybody to step on. One time a seagull asked me for 2 quid for a taxi home to Carrick, he seemed fairly genuine and I felt like helping someone out so I handed it over and he was very grateful. But, then the very next day I saw the same gull with a 2 litre bottle of Devils Bit outside Centra. He was cursing at passers-by in a drunken rage while scouring the ground for the end of a cigarette. The Guards had to be called and it took a can of CS gas and a belt of a baton to take him down. independent.ie/irish-news/politics/fianna-fail-senator-dublin-seagulls-have-lost-the-run-of-themselves-completely-and-must-be-stopped-30439338.html#sthash.UDFm28kJ.dpuf
Posted on: Fri, 18 Jul 2014 21:04:54 +0000

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