Look, everyone is pretty much counting on you to pull off the best holiday ever. So that means that you HAVE to go to the Coventry Regional Farmers Market today from 11 to 2 at Coventry High School. Well have the BEST from local farms and artisans, plus plenty of gifts for your loved ones, as well as something for Uncle Ralph, who you never could take but cant realistically not get a gift for because itll make YOU look like the jerk, even though that WHOLE SITUATION would never have happened if he would just LAY OFF ONCE IN A WHILE, plus you were just eleven when he started all that crap, so HES the one whos really to blame and its just totally unfair that everyone expects you to be the bigger person because hes, like, 90 now - And why is he coming to YOUR HOUSE anyway instead of going to visit his own kids and drive THEM crazy? I mean, its not like you even INVITED him, anyway... ...OK. TAKE A DEEP BREATH: ITS GOING TO BE OK. Weve got your back. Get yourself to Coventry and let us do the rest.
Posted on: Sun, 21 Dec 2014 12:31:25 +0000
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